My First IM. And a lesson on "lol"

Here is an IM I just had with a creep. Really made my day. He used "lol" and for that fact alone I ended the conversation.

 1:22 - HE says:
Hello
 1:22 - ME says:
hi there
 1:22 - HE says:
cute pics!
 1:23 - HE says:
look in great shape! I like that
 1:23 - ME says:
ha, gracias.
 1:23 - ME says:
i try
 1:24 - HE says:
where you from orig?
 1:24 - ME says:
colorado
 1:24 - HE says:
how long u been here?
 1:27 - HE says:
do you text this thing sucks hardcore
 1:29 - ME says:
ive been here for almost 10 years
 1:30 - HE says:
<he actually wrote his phone number here, you are welcome for removing it Mitch*****>
 1:30 - ME says:
ha
 1:30 - ME says:
bold move
 1:31 - HE says:
someone steps up
 1:31 - ME says:
im too new and creeped out by this whole thing to go giving my number to a complete stranger just yet
 1:31 - HE says:
tentativeness, big turn off
 1:32 - ME says:
ah well
 1:32 - ME says:
good news is im not trying to turn you on
1:33 - HE says:
  not a physical person huh?  thats no good
   1:34 - ME says:
  thats not what i said at all
   1:34 - HE says:
  you seem really shy
  1:35 - ME says:
 youve gathered that in the 2 seconds i have chatted with you
 1:35 - ME says:
rad
  1:35 - HE says:
 lol relax
 1:36 - ME says:
fear not, im relaxed
 1:36 - HE says:
im very spontaneous

What the hell. "I’m very spontaneous" does that line work for you? Cause that didn't sound very spontaneous to me. This is gonna be fun.

And now for a lesson on "lol"... DO NOT USE IT. If you are over the age of 13, you no longer get to use this term. That's why god invented "hahaha". See. I just laughed out loud. Now, if you think that "lol" and "hahaha" are the same thing and perhaps "lol" is just an easier, shorter way of communicating your giggles, well I could agree with you but then we would both be wrong. Stop using "lol" and we can be friends again.