Killer: not the image you should try to convey

 

"Obviously, I have been looking for love in all the wrong places. Is this the right place? Are you funny? can you take a joke? do you know when to shed your opinion? do you know when to keep it to yourself? Life is the divine comedy, and I laugh at the Human race a lot! Do you? I am proud to be 37 and not married, divorced or have any children yet. I look for the good in everyone. I hope my partner can do the same. If I do something nice for my partner, I would love to feel reciprocated. I hope to attract a witty self sustaining, independent lover who is passionate in everything she does. Hopefully can understand my broad range and warped sense of humor. a realist with no pie in the sky or pipe dreams that may never be a reality. you better make me laugh as much as I do to you."

This is what I gather from your profile: you might kill me. 

That is all. Thanks.

Couldn't make this up if I tried

<insert his name, its a gem stone by the way>skywalker :

About him & Who he's looking for

We are the soldiers of the awakening
Our message is light and sound
We have no master, we follow no leader
Yet we are all at the head of our cause
Our mission is ascension from misery
Our promise is enlightenment
Our past is timeless, our future is present
We are keepers of evernow
We demand nothing, for we need nothing
We abhor violence, detest ignorance,
Advise radiance, enable convergence,
We think without brains, speak without tongues,
Move without bodies, and love without hearts
We are spirit without boundary
Light without fear
Sight without perception
Truth beyond doubt
We are pitch, volume, sparkle & brilliance,
Shining melody, harmonious vision
Attainment, atonement, attunement, our testaments
Unity in diversity
The reflecting pool of eternity
Infinite fraternity

This is his email to me: 
We are the soldiers of the awakening Our message is light and sound We have no master, we follow no leader Yet we are all at the head of our cause Our mission is ascension from misery Our promise... hello there pretty lady.
This kind of shit gives me a sludgy, unreal feeling, as though I was watching soap operas on a beautiful day. A total waste. Sweet emotion, this if this is what's out there, someone find me a covenant. Stat.

P.S. he had highlights in his photo and was looking off to the left in with a very contemplative expression- also slightly resembled Fabio.