Creep comes out of hiding

 Sorry for my lack of posting lately. I gotta be honest, I was short on material for a few weeks. Good news is I refreshed my photo and have a whole new set of creeps interested. Well, I suppose that's good news for the blog, not good news for my love life. See below. Love, WonderWoman.

8:50 - he says:
Wonder Woman

 8:50 -he says:
Hi

 8:50 - he says:
How are you

 8:50 -me says:
wonder woman?

 8:50 - me says:
why wonder woman?

 8:51 - he says:
A high compliment. You're smart (or so I presume), real (a necessity) and beautiful. Hence Wonder Woman. I'll have to Google her powers

 8:53 - me says:
ha

 8:53 - me says:
perhaps I'm not real

 8:53 - me says:
I could be 300 pounds and collect cats

 8:53 - me says:
I'm not, but ya never know

 8:55 - he says:
She has powers, yes?

 8:55 - me says:
I know nothing about wonder woman's powers

 8:56 - he says:
I just Googled them. In a word: impressive

 8:58 - he says:
Apparently, she has a magic lasso

 9:00 - hesays:
the big question: are you up for superb wooing

 9:02 - me says:
haha

 9:02 - me says:
i could use a magic lasso, sign me up

 9:02 - me says:
superb wooing? who wouldn't be!?

 9:03 - he says:
According to Wikipedia: "Any man bound by the magic lasso must obey and tell the truth." As for superb wooing: great conversation, banter, exploring, intellectual fun, epicurean delights, spontaneity, spa days and playful wrestling

 9:05 - me says:
ha

 9:05 - me says:
you have this well rehearsed

 9:05 - he says:
up for the challenge?

 9:06 - me says:
stranger things have happened

 9:07 - he says:
you'll be treated like a goddess

 9:10 - me says:
how come it says your profile is unavailable?

 9:10 - me says:
are you a murderer?

 9:11 - he says:
was editing it. NO! Do you have an email address I can send a pic to

 9:14 - me says:
ummmmm no

 9:15 - he says:
nice jewish boy

 9:20 - me says:
thats what they all say

 9:21 - he says:
don't worry: i'll let you win at playful wrestling

 9:21 - me says:
oh geez

 9:26 - he says:
ok. I'll put up a fight

 9:29 - me says:
does this actually work for you?

 9:30 - he says:
you mean tyring to convince you to wear a super hero costume and tie me up?

 9:33 - me says:
right.

  9:34 - he says:
  but think of the upside: laughter and pampering

   9:35 - me says:
  hmmm

   9:35 - me says:
  not convinced

   9:35 - me says:
  your profile is hidden, which is creep alert #1

   9:40 - he says:
  now now 

   9:40 - me says:
  true statement

   9:42 - he says:
  your lasso would reveal all

   9:44 - me says:
  seriously, on a scale of 1-10- how creepy do you think you are?

   9:45 - he says:
  I think I'm a genuinelly nice though irreverent person

  9:46 - me says:
 huh

 9:46 - me says:
good to know

9:57 - me says:
unsubscribe.