Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Underachiever

Soak it all friends, this guy seems like a gem. 
Especially since he is wearing socks on the beach while holding a surfboard. Black Socks. And a Pony Tail. 
To succeed in life you need two things: Ignorance & Confidence. 
This guys is about to take over the world ladies- who want's to get on board? I'll pass, thank you very much. In the words of Oprah, when you see crazy coming, cross the street. Street crossed.
 
In His Own Words

I am the guy that you want to be with. The one that books a flight by tossing a dart at a map. The one that has accomplished every goal that you can imagine. I wrote a novel at the age of 21, won 3 emmys as a sportscaster, magician of the year recognized by the society of american magicians, survived Hurricane Katrina, moved to LA for the sole explanation, "why not," would walk into a 5 star restaurant in sweats to have some Kobe bc I can. Simply put, I am THAT guy you want to be with but may not be able to keep up with. SO my favorite part of this is what do I do? based on that intro haha. I am a professional poker player(insert your red flags here). I am a mathematical wiz and I have had a lot of success. Before you judge just know that my profession has paid for my condo, allows me to stay and dine where ever I want and travel more then most in a lifetime. If your looking for a guy in a 3 piece suit, I have those too and while my lifestyle maybe nontraditional its a lot more exciting then some lush grinding his way 9-5 living for the weekend. I could have been the doctor lawyer business guy whatever, but I make just as much as they do and work way less then they do. A lot of my friends are in those fields and when we go to any function I am the guy everyone wants to talk to. Give me 5 min and you will ask for 5 hours but for God Sakes be honest, I know when your lying its what I do and if you want a guy that can read your mind thats me LAST THING PLEASE READ..I am not an arrogant guy, just confident and accomplished, I will open the door, sit through a girlie movie, or surprise you with flowers. I am one of the good guys that considers himself a gentleman and a scholar.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011